Crash seeks advice

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Postby Ontime » Fri May 13, 2005 9:18 am

Dear Kickass,

Recently It has come to my attention that you are using company time and money to interject unwanted opinions on work ethic.

I, respectfully, request you keep you opinions to yourself and return to your place of business, where ever that may be.

Further more I feel that I speak for a majority on this board when I say Joey Hall is a big buttface liar and Ronnie Pender looks like George Michael.

PS Fiberglass Rulz , Carbon Is For Losers, And Real Men Paddle Straight Shafts
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Postby scoob » Fri May 13, 2005 10:27 am

Still, a bent (ergonomic) shaft promotes smooth transitional strokes while switching positions and continuing play in the hole, plus a stronger / smoother brace (less rigid and more forgiving) allowing beginners who get blown out of a hole the confidence to maintain their attempts to brace rather than role; which in turn will promote safer creeking technique when the paddler looks to greater commitment than the happy hour park and play.
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Postby Rodeo Star » Fri May 13, 2005 1:37 pm

Kickass Ken, this IS my job. I'm a pro kayaker, all I do all day is sip champagne, play video games, occasionally grace the river with my presence, and monitor the major kayaking forums all day.........so get off my ass, I'm just doing my job.

And I'd just like to say that Curt Davis is a fiberglass loving pansy who wouldent know a good paddle if it smacked him in the head (which I can arrange)

Oh, and Ronnie Pender is a lying impersonator......


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Postby djmdsm » Fri May 13, 2005 5:40 pm

Now, after all of this BS I would suggest you drop WW all together and go for a sane sport such as sky diving or free form rock climbing or , if you're already tired of cramped legs and a frozen butt you might want to pursue open boating - just not in a tandem Blast. Almost ruined a marriage :lol:
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Postby SKIN » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:16 pm

Ha....made you read it, made you read it.

I've got nothing to say, really. Just felt like drumming up some really old posts and making everyone read through them.

later
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Postby bottomzup » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:33 am

I was born with a bent shaft in my hand. It's the only one I've ever used.
I don't get the carbon fiber/fiberglass stuff tho. Mine's organic and will again become part of nature when I croak.
Uh, my bad, this is the KAYAKING newsgroup. Nevermind.
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Postby redneckjedi » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:10 pm

Bump for ThomasW

Dude this is a really good discussion on paddles. Read on....
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Postby DownStream » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:44 pm

Or what happens when you ask for advise on the board. :box:
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Postby StSnoopy » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:42 pm

The paddle i started with and the paddle i've had for about a year n a half now is a Werner Rio, Its a good beginners paddle and it can change the degree of the blade, which is cool when ur starting.
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Postby redneckjedi » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:26 am

Bump - a classic.
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Postby STP » Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:24 pm

Now I know not to ask for advice here or hear. :D:
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Postby SKIN » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:33 pm

Awwww....I miss KickAss Ken....
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Postby riotboo » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:40 am

Would you take paddling advice from *this* man?

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Postby riotboo » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:41 am

Photo's so nice; I posted it twice.
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Postby bottomzup » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:49 pm

This thread is a great example of what our kayaking buds can accomplish if they just pool their talents:
1. Totally screw up a newbie's thought processes
2. Insult the maximum number of paddlers
3. Vague references to paddling
4. Waste our employer's monies.

Thank you for giving your very best! :D:
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